Big Brawler

From JCWiki
(Difference between revisions)
Jump to: navigation, search
(Brawler Lore)
m (Reverted edit of Sal Divita, changed back to last version by Beav)
Line 1: Line 1:
 
[[Category:Meta]]
 
[[Category:Meta]]
 
[[Image:Cartoon_brawler.png|frame|right|Big Brawler as he appeared during the classic G.I. Joe cartoon. (No, not really.)]]
 
[[Image:Cartoon_brawler.png|frame|right|Big Brawler as he appeared during the classic G.I. Joe cartoon. (No, not really.)]]
Big Brawler was introduced to the Joe Universe in [http://www.yojoe.com/action/01/bigbrawler.shtml 2001].  He was a [http://www.yojoe.com/action/87/outback.shtml v1 Outback] body with a newly sculpted head that bore a striking resemblance to ambiguous home decor guru [http://christopherlowell.com/ Christopher Lowell]. Most people in the Joe community hated him. The Joe Customs infatuation with Big Brawler began when late one night Stiches found an image of Christopher Lowell and the text "THIS THREAD IS HOMO", eventually Dasaffe modified it to say "This Thread is Brawlin'" and Stiches posted it as a one time joke in a failed Shockwave thread. Unfortunately the joke took off and was beat like a dead horse for almost three years
+
Big Brawler was introduced to the Joe Universe in [http://www.yojoe.com/action/01/bigbrawler.shtml 2001].  He was a [http://www.yojoe.com/action/87/outback.shtml v1 Outback] body with a newly sculpted head that bore a striking resemblance to ambiguous home decor guru [http://christopherlowell.com/ Christopher Lowell]. Overall most people in the Joe community hated him, but we here at JoeCustoms.com embraced him as a camp character.  There actually seem to be two Brawler personalities.  One is an effeminate fellow, while the other the exaggerated rough-and-tumble character described in Brawler's [http://www.yojoe.com/filecard/01/bigbrawler.shtml original filecard].
 +
 
 
==The Brawlin' Sword==
 
==The Brawlin' Sword==
 
When a [http://www.yojoe.com/action/int/ind-bigbrawler.shtml Big Brawler] figure was released by Funskool in India, he was accessorized with a sword.  No one knows why, but we can only assume that Brawler acquired yet another skill to go with all those on the aforementioned filecard.
 
When a [http://www.yojoe.com/action/int/ind-bigbrawler.shtml Big Brawler] figure was released by Funskool in India, he was accessorized with a sword.  No one knows why, but we can only assume that Brawler acquired yet another skill to go with all those on the aforementioned filecard.
  
 +
==Brawler Lore==
 +
* He once breast-fed an injured flamingo back to health.
 +
* He used to jog around the block with a fridge on his back!
 +
* His poop is considered currency in Argentina!
 +
* When Brawler farts, staples shaped like donkeys erupt from his anus.  Nobody is quite sure why this happens, but it is believed it has something to do with his animal magnatism.
  
 +
(Yes, this is from the [http://snltranscripts.jt.org/96/96nbrasky.phtml SNL Bill Brasky's Funeral Sketch].)
  
 
==Brawler Dios==
 
==Brawler Dios==

Revision as of 03:57, 8 January 2007

Big Brawler as he appeared during the classic G.I. Joe cartoon. (No, not really.)

Big Brawler was introduced to the Joe Universe in 2001. He was a v1 Outback body with a newly sculpted head that bore a striking resemblance to ambiguous home decor guru Christopher Lowell. Overall most people in the Joe community hated him, but we here at JoeCustoms.com embraced him as a camp character. There actually seem to be two Brawler personalities. One is an effeminate fellow, while the other the exaggerated rough-and-tumble character described in Brawler's original filecard.

Contents

The Brawlin' Sword

When a Big Brawler figure was released by Funskool in India, he was accessorized with a sword. No one knows why, but we can only assume that Brawler acquired yet another skill to go with all those on the aforementioned filecard.

Brawler Lore

  • He once breast-fed an injured flamingo back to health.
  • He used to jog around the block with a fridge on his back!
  • His poop is considered currency in Argentina!
  • When Brawler farts, staples shaped like donkeys erupt from his anus. Nobody is quite sure why this happens, but it is believed it has something to do with his animal magnatism.

(Yes, this is from the SNL Bill Brasky's Funeral Sketch.)

Brawler Dios

Do you have any dio's featuring the brawlinest Brawler that ever brawled in a brawl? Put them here?

More Brawler Photos

Personal tools